Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

MDB takes Viagra before going to sleep each night. It stops him rolling out of bed.

 

[colly]

Mrs VC takes Viagra















off TVC

 

[accountantpete]

colly knows that one pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small - but which is which?

 

[colly]

ACP always says 'suck it and see'

 

[colly]

Nothing Rocky likes better that getting a couple of stiff ones down his neck after work.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The Colly family motto is

'Its never far too iffy to have a great big stiffy'


It's in Latin of course.

 

[TVC]

MDB's family motto is "Did you spill my pint?"

 

[TVC]

RM and I never think in the same way.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC's family motto is

'No man is an island unless his name is Madagascar'

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky thinks Team Sky is advertising a cheap airline, and that the riders are actually the pilots when they aren't racing.

He wonders who is driving the planes currently.

 

[Dayvo]

Apparently MDB is leaving Friday.
















He didn't like sharing him with that Crusoe fella.

 

[colly]

Dayvo's leaving, on a jet plane, he don't know when he'll be back again.

 

[colly]

Rocky is moving faster than a speeding bullet

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Not for anything is Rocky known as the fastest Betterware man in the west.

Sorry, I meant to say 'fattest'.

 

[colly]

Mad Doug is a well known sneck lifter.