Post a lie about the poster above.

[Cheddar George]

Mort was appointed "Master of the Rolls".

 

[Archie_tect]

CG is more a mini man.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie, down to just the one stabaliser now.

 

[Browser]

......And yes...... Actually.... Next time, just leave the door open!

Front or back?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Browser, always knocks twice.

 

[Archie_tect]

Tosh works for Timpsons: cobblers to the Queen.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Front or back?

Either, yev pulled!

Tosh works for Timpsons: cobblers to the Queen.

Everybody knows Archie has no sole.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

MDB's a strictly flips flops only sort of guy.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Toshiba Boy once made some shoes with wings on.

Very pretty they were, and It wouldn't have been so bad, but he then made the mistake of riding his bike with them on and ended up doing several summersaults on it.

Surreally, the shoe's then flew off themselves, never to be seen ever again.

 

[Browser]

A giant albatross once threw Rockymountain off when he tried to ride it.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky has heard rumours.

 

[TVC]

Rocky wrote a book about kleptomania. He stole the idea from Stevie Nicks.




(Managed to get in another HMHB reference )

 

[colly]

TVC says: 'Oh well.'

 

[colly]

All around his hat Rocky wears the green willow.


Anyone ask him why he's wearing it?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky's been on the dry sherry again.