Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Browser wears his hat everywhere, even in the shower.

 

[Andy_R]

RM turned up at Stoney in a gimp suit - no one noticed.

 

[Andy_R]

RM hasn't been looking through old joke books

 

[TVC]

Andy has a massive spam javelin.

That's not slang, he really does have a huge javelin made entirely from spam.

 

[Andy_R]

TVC had a huge erection in his garden the other morning. He was putting up his new 12ft by 16ft greenhouse.

 

[TVC]

Andy is always brandishing his pork sword. It's rubbish for fencing, but goes well on the BBQ.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky is feeling rather full this evening. He should know not to drink the heavy water.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky had a current bun with his cup of tea this afternoon.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky had sex on the beach at the weekend.












He's not normally a cocktail drinker, but hey, the sun was out.

 

[Nihal]

Tosh has...........

 

[Nihal]

Rocky must have realised that there are no Rhinos on beaches....therefore he had sex there

 

[Cheddar George]

When Rocky has grown his sideburns he is going to get a Bradley Wiggins nose job to match.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

CG's going to get Lesley Garrett to sing at his upcoming birthday party. "It was the best thing about this years otherwise boring Tour", he has been telling any body that will listen.

 

[Andy_R]

Tosh likes to sing opera in the shower, just like Lesley Garrett. He keeps on getting the dress and the wig soaked though.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Andy_R likes to combine his opera singing with his cycling. Rides a lot on his own nowadays.