Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Sadly Herr-B has never seen Rockaay's pub team celebrations.... Won-0 Lost- 342. Goals For- 0 Goals Against-1755

 

[Speicher]

Archie tect plays for a local rugby team. They are top of the league, despite their name of North Fumbleland Warriors.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky likes nothing better than seeing big hairy guys in Speedos, so he's watching the Water Polo currently.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky still wears inflatable arm bands.

 

[Archie_tect]

AP has self-inflating swimming shorts.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky's going cleanin' windows to earn an honest bob
For a nosy parker it's an interestin' job

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky is big in Japan

 

[Archie_tect]

AP has been known to get lacquered, but he buffs up well.

 

[Archie_tect]

In a straight fight between Odd Job and Rockaay,
i'd back Shergar each way.

 

[colly]

Archie is a 'sporting man' , nothing he likes better than seeing two cocks going at one another.

 

[TVC]

Colly is forever getting out his club and knocking his balls into the rough.



In fact, he's banned from Roundhay pitch and put.

 

[Speicher]

TVC has often been told to putt it away.

 

[TVC]

Speicher is really good at golf. She's been playing for 20 years and is yet to lose her ball down one of those little holes.

 

[Cheddar George]

TVC likes to repeat his story of his best ever golf shot to all the guys at the club ......... "through the windmill sails ..... up the slope ........ and into the volcano !"

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort used to get observed by Bill Oddie