Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

AP's still building that bl**dy great glider in the attic.

 

[TVC]

Tosh has set up a business building yachts in his attic. Very successful as well, sails are going through the roof.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC, still unable to turn to the left. Makes for a hell of a long commute to work.

 

[Dayvo]

TB is somewhat lopsided. He's never been on an even keel!

He's never even been to Kiel either.

 

[Cheddar George]

If Dayvo floats on his back in a swimming pool his head will naturally point to magnetic north.

 

[accountantpete]

Cheddar George has a white plimsoll line running down both sides of his body.

 

[Dayvo]

AP has been thrown out of the local swimming pool on numerous occasions for 'weighing anchor'!

 

[Speicher]

This evening Dayvo will be drinking port and lemon.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher drinks champagne that tastes just like cherry cola...

 

[TVC]

This evening Speicher will be drinking in the park.

As will Pete.

 

[colly]

TVC always knows when he's had enough to drink.

 

[Ludwig]

Collys cheeks are peachy perfect

 

[colly]

Ludwig is a bumfluff-a-holic.

 

[TVC]

Colly flosses his crack to ensure he is free of bum fluff.

 

[mark st1]

The Velvet Curtain collects bum fluff from saddles he nearly has enough to make a scarf