Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Mark likes to play hide the sausage.

 

[Davehateshills]

Mark won £2 million on the lottery last night. His recently departed dog ate his ticket!

 

[accountantpete]

Dave doesn't mind going up hills - it's the coming down that terrifies him.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay's one of the 10,000. He's the one on the left of the second row, singing along to the band in the scarlet and pink vest.

 

[TVC]

We all know Jack and Jill went up the hill. However, Jack didn't fall, he was pushed by a jealous Archie who wanted Jill for himself.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC pesters vegetables - he's known locally as The Giant Bean Stalker

 

[Archie_tect]

Pete rides a cock horse. He's been advised to leave his bells at home.

 

[Davehateshills]

AT once ate some apple pip's. Those sticky out veins on his arms are really branches. The apple harvest should be next spring.

 

[colly]

Rocky likes to get his mouth around a nice pair pear.

 

[mark st1]

Colly has a picture of Jedward next to his bed and strokes it everynight hoping he will wake up with Jedtastic hair.

 

[accountantpete]

Mark simply hangs upside down every night to get the same effect.

 

[colly]

ACP is batty.

 

[colly]

Rocky is just cheap. Half a glass of sweet sherry and it's..............''Chocks away Miss Prendegast''.

 

[mark st1]

Colly pushes not flicks when he plays subbuteo! Cheat.

 

[colly]

Rocky appeared on The Antiques Road Show. The experts agreed that with a little restoration he might make a tenner at a car boot sale.