Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

In a recent poll Pete came twenty-fifth ... he doesn't look like a sexy accountant at all.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie's just released his "Naked Archie 2013" calendar. God help us all when we reach May.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay heard rumours about Les's full name....

 

[Davehateshills]

Mort once hit an iceberg. He came off better and the iceberg sank. People who witnessed it said he put in a titanic effort!

 

[Cheddar George]

Mort Dave is going into dry dock tomorrow to get the barnacles scraped off his bottom.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

CG's had the bottom scraped off his barnacles.

 

[Davehateshills]

TB was a barnacle in a former life!

 

[colly]

DHH is hung like a horse.














A seahorse.

 

[Archie_tect]

In his history GCSE revision lesson Colly was aked what event D-Day followed...

He said "C-day?"

 

[accountantpete]

Archie did a lot of physics and can still remember Frankie Boyles Law - something about pressure but with a lot of effing and blinding..

 

[Davehateshills]

ACP didn't like school and was known to get his mark in registration before going to the park with the other low life's of society!








Damn, I must remember that you have to tell lies in this thread!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP's DHH's uncanny accuracy with an elastic band, learnt through years of practice at school, has never left him. Often livens up an otherwise boring work meeting.

 

[Davehateshills]

The only thing that TB 'pinged' in his school days were the ears of the younger kids........ He was such a bully!

 

[colly]

DHH .............The sausage dog of the cycling world.

 

[Davehateshills]

DHH .............The sausage dog of the cycling world.

What? long with little legs?

Colly has a long nose and this thread is no good for it because every time he tells a lie...........................