Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

DM has two left feet. They're in his freezer, but I'm not accusing him of anything.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC's third nipple is the stuff of legend

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC's third nipple is the stuff of legend

TBT really DOES have a left ear, a right ear and a final front ear!!


Its on his forehead, which is good for hearing things, but its a pain (quite literally) when he goes cycling in remotely cold weather!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB went bankrupt inventing ear muffs - which could only fit me

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

One of TBT's few heroes he can relate to is Davy Crokett

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky loves a good game of croquets. "It's a good excuse to thump things with a mallet" he says

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TBT likes nothing better to bash his dick













....... Whittington book against the window to scare the local pussie...... cats away

 

[TVC]

26x25 was the 2006 Skegness All Comers 'Whack-a-Mole' Champion.

He didn't return to defend his title, then again nobody ever returns to Skegness.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

26x25 was the 2006 Skegness All Comers 'Whack-a-Mole' Champion.

He didn't return to defend his title, then again nobody ever returns to Skegness.

TVC goes on his holidays every year to the Costa Del Skeg.

 

[Speicher]

TVC is eating Wuacamole this evening. He describes it as "Whacked Skegness Mole with Pommes Frites and a piquant jus".

 

[TVC]

Speicher has a gourmet feast lined up tonight, a sausage roll, a bag of smoky bacon crisps and a big dollop of red sauce.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC won't be at her window watching and drooling

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

This Is Rocky and his sister:

http://humorpig.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Marshmallow-Man.jpg


And yes, I know what you are thinking, its almost impossible to tell the difference.

 

[colly]

Mad Doug knows his socks are talking about him.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly's socks have been the subject of many studies by different types of biologists (mainly Extra Terrestrial Biologists) the world over for many years now.