Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Tights or stockings? It's a daily dilemma for MDB when he gets dressed in the morning.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Tights or stockings? It's a daily dilemma for MDB when he gets dressed in the morning.

Sequins or Pearls? This is a question that TVC NEVER has to ask when he gets ready.

 

[colly]

Mad Doug simply can not get dressed until his manservant has laid out the appropriate attire.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly resides on his estate, Downturn Abbey.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Mad Doug Biker resides in his estate, a 1976 Cortina on waste land behind the old lino factory.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky's finally mastered walking in his high heels.

 

[roadrash]

toshiba boy walks in high heels to please his master

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mort's new book, "101 uses for the humble sprout" is out just in time for Christmas.

 

[Cheddar George]

Mort has all the veg prepared and the pudding steaming on the back ring, all ready for the big day.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Cheddar put the sprouts on at least 3 months ago.

Denatured just isn't the word for what they are like on the big day.

 

[accountantpete]

When it comes to Mad Doug and cooking - grease is still the word.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP often gets Gastronomy and Gastroenteritis mixed up, often with disastrous consequences when it comes for him to cook the dinner

 

[roadrash]

MDB knows gastronomy is what them "stars" eat

 

[accountantpete]

roadrash eats shoots and plays sudoku

 

[Speicher]

ACP tried many times today to ride a Unicycle.

He is now reconciled to the fact that he has lost his balance.