Post a lie about the poster above.

[Andy_R]

Mort insists on only the best champagne being used in his bidet....beats farting in the tub.....

 

[Speicher]

Andy is so posh he has some Champagne Glasses.






They are very difficult to see through though, and often fall off his nose.

 

[Speicher]

Wocky would schooner have a large glass of scherry.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher is slurring her slurs.

 

[TVC]

Just wring out the beer towel into a glass and Rocky is happy

 

[accountantpete]

TVC loves his dregs and bacon.

 

[Archie_tect]

Pete is a baconista.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Whisky distilling failed at the accountant's ball when Pete's water was used instead of peat water

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

This isn't well known, but the only reason why they found Lindow Man was because TBT had accidentally ridden his bike into the bog and was trying to retreive it at the time.

Apparently its still there and he hopes that in the future Archeologists will find it instead and hail it as being a truly great example of mid 20th century technology, suicide levers and all! (They had better, it cost him a bloody fortune when new!).

'Lindow Bike'.









..... He hasn't quite worked out the chemistry of rusting though.

 

[colly]

Mad Doug hasn't yet worked out what H2So(s)4

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay's completed his monthly allowance and needs to sit quietly in the corner for a while.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie - or Mad Archie Biker, to give him his full username, will not rest until he's posted 2,000 times and got 10,000 likes - have I got that right?

Rocky is limbering up for his audacious attempt to get to 20,000 posts by Christmas day.

 

[colly]

Mad Doug.........................



Going for gold.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly, currently the Holbeck Tiddlywinks Champion, and working towards being Sports Personality Of The Year for 2019.

 

[colly]

Winking when he should be tiddling ........always been Mad Doug's downfall.