Post a lie about the poster above.

[Andy_R]

TVC knows why the wind has been whistling around summerday's house . He'll huff and puff....

 

[TVC]

Andy whistles a merry tune all day long. It irritates everyone, but at least he's given up on the bagpipes.

 

[Andy_R]

TVC had a hunting holiday in Scotland in the Autumn. "Be vewy vewy quiet...I'm hunting Haggis" he was heard to say, in a vaguely Elmer Fuddish manner...

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay likes ptarmigan.... he tells me the 'p' is silent as in bath.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Archie knows that the 'p' is also silent in shower

 

[Archie_tect]

This lunch time 26 discovered that 'p' is not silent in pub.

 

[postman]

Archie-tect has got designs on making a cycling web site.Titled Puncture so he can take the pzzzz out of everyone

 

[threebikesmcginty]

What was Postman Pat called after he retired?

Pat.

Postman's favourite joke that.

 

[Speicher]

3BM also knows why the train driver (on today's train from Paddington to Bristol) was called Mr Thomas.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher is inscrutable.

 

[Speicher]

Archie is in Cognito. He might be buying a new Italian bicycle.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher is in Flagrante Delicto - the local delicatessen

 

[Speicher]

Mort is in Disguise, choosing tonight's fancy dress outfit.

He fancies shocking pink with green polka dots. His ensemble will be complete with a pair of orange stillettos.

 

[Archie_tect]

Here, I thought you said Mort was in Disguise...
Speicher's deer stalker was last seen in Richmond Park.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

A_T's finally doing the decent thing, hemlock ovaltine for beddy-byes drink tonight.