Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Even the people of Diss think Rocky is a bit unusual.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC suffers from a typical Diss temper.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Mort has a bad case of skegness. Sudocrem is my advice

 

[accountantpete]

Has Leslie got any daughters? Or is Rocky lying again.

 

[Andy_R]

AP isn't lying; he's standing in the corner with his dunce's cap on

 

[Archie_tect]

Andy shouldn't talk with his mouth full.... [round to his house for breakfast.... cinnamon and raisin buns]!

 

[Cheddar George]

Mort is desperately trying to hack into Mad Dougs computer in order to find out the real truth.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mort's mind works in non-mysterious ways.

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh has his mind on higher things .......... like the porn shelf in his local newsagents.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Oh, the times CG has fallen backwards in Mr Gupta's News Emporium, while trying to clamber up to this month's new releases.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Since starting his "project" in 1985, Mort has now managed to fax a picture of his bum, to 95.72% of all fax numbers in mainland Europe.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh has started managing a Chinese motorcycle stunt rider called Fu Knevil.

 

[Andy_R]

APs mother had to teach him to say Knife and Fork, instead of Fork and Knife

 

[postman]

Andy R's mother bought him some bibs for Christmas.But not from Prendas but Mothercare.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Postie didn't get anything for Xmas