Post a lie about the poster above.

[postman]

Rockymountain told his insurance company his Rolex had been stolen.But they think it's a wind up.So they won't pay up.

 

[Speicher]

Postman knows that there are only 24 seconds in a year.

 

[Cheddar George]

Even Speicher is right twice a day.

 

[User16625]

RM made the eye of the tiger go black.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky's dog is a bad-tempered Kyle-Springer Spaniel.

 

[Archie_tect]

Pete has an old beagle... still on 40 a day.

 

[Archie_tect]

...with Lord Lucan sitting on it.

 

[TVC]

Archie best describes himself as' fun size'.

 

[accountantpete]

Mort was born in Roswell in 1953.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay was dragged through a hedge backwards at 11:26 but has since had his noggin buffed.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Mort's legs look like sticks. Oh - on closer inspection - they are sticks

 

[Archie_tect]

26 is matchless.

[edit: late again... bad light y'see]

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Archie_Tectonicplate is once again the bridesmaid and never the bride.

 

[accountantpete]

threebikesmcginy hates those tectonicplates and has gone back to dishwasherproof ones.

 

[Archie_tect]

Tripe has had 8 facelifts in total... NEVER ask him to take his scarf off.