twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
Mort has almost run out of puns. He'll be recycling them all very soon.
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
- Start date
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- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Tbt always recycles his fruit punnets.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Rocky accidentally stood on his phone and ended up with orange squashed.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Rocky has got a painfully sore throat. He says he was told to swallow a tablet.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Rockaay tells lies... no, hang on, it has snowed 
Moon bunny
Judging your grammar
- Location
- Basking in my own brilliance.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
Rocky is actually Barry Scott and loves to clean up greasy spoons
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
26 can clear a whole room in ten seconds with one squirt....
accountantpete
OAP
Archie has given up on getting into the England international blow football team - he sucks.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
ACP was dismissed from the Darlington Tiddley Winks team. He kept falling asleep.
accountantpete
OAP
On hearing of his surprise call up to two of the local domino teams when he had never played before, Archie had a double blank expression.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Tripe gets upset whenever his numbers don't come up.... he says it's just a lottery.
accountantpete
OAP
Archie has a superfluous third ripple - just below his belly button.
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