Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

At the hospital, Pete claimed he accidently sat down on the Toblerone whilst naked.

 

[Speicher]

TVC likes his nuts covered in chocolate.











I suggest he tries Paynes Dark chocolate covered Brazils.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher knows a discreet place where you can get your nuts covered in chocolate.... just next door to Benn's.

 

[TVC]

Archie wants to ask where he can get hazelnut and chocolate confectionery, but he doesn't want to go off topic.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Mort hasn't traced his family ancestry back far enough yet to realise he owns Gibraltar.

 

[TVC]

3B has managed to trace his family tree back to the 1930s when his great grandfather changed his name to McGinty from Hitler. Nobody talks about that side of the family,

 

[accountantpete]

Mort runs a combined Canoe rental business and a South American travel agency.

 

[postman]

AP got locked up today for shouting i have a Gnu,whilst visting London Zoo.The officer was dyslexic.

 

[TVC]

Postman's dyslexia resulted in him selling his soul to Santa.

 

[Dayvo]

RM has Tourettes! Well, when I say Tourettes, I mean he just swears a lot: the fu*kin* c*+t!

 

[Snarf]

Dayvo blows goats - I have proof.

 

[accountantpete]

Snarf has the horn.

 

[Archie_tect]

Pete's from Tooting... the posh part.

 

[Moon bunny]

Archie put his trousers on back to front this morning, again.

 

[Archie_tect]

Moon Bunny has standards, I'd just like to flag that up.