Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky's been caught, hook, line and sinker once more.

 

[accountantpete]

One of Tosh's hair balls was recently washed away as he bathed in the sea. He dyes his body hair blond so if you spot a yellowish blob at the seaside you'll know what it is.

 

[accountantpete]

In 1969 Mort found a tasty pair of shoes by a Zebra Crossing in London and nicked them before the owner came back.

The rest is history.

 

[Cheddar George]

Back in the sixties Pete used to be the window cleaner at the Dallas book depository.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Back in the 60's George tried to be Ringo's right hand man (to carry the rings)

 

[TVC]

Mort is known as the Great White Shark. Mainly because he has too many teeth, and frightens Australians.

 

[TVC]

Rocky's ability to squirt black ink when he's frightened has biologists confounded

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay still has the sick squid that he owes me.

 

[TVC]

Archie's 1970s joke book still gets good use, he's doing the 'what's yellow and dangerous?' joke next

 

[postman]

RM's last lonely hearts ad didn't quite meet his expectations.
It read, would like to meet a lady who likes swimming.
An old trout replied.

 

[Speicher]

Postman has been for a walk on the beach with a walrus and a carpenter.

 

[TVC]

Speicher doesn't know where the pussycat is, but she's still got the pea green boat.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky wants to know what is buried at the end of his garden. Tomorrow he will be digging a discovery channel.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

When Speicher's veg lot is getting overgrown she makes an anonymous call about human bones and the boys in blue come round and do the digging for her.

 

[postman]

When 26 x 25 finally has his last puncture and is laid to rest.He will have the largest plot in the cemetery.