Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Mort loves a Mincing horse - ducky

 

[Speicher]

After cheering on his football team last night, Tbt is feeling a little hoarse.

 

[Speicher]

Mort's horse is a blacksmith. It likes to make a bolt for the door.



(Yes, the old ones are the best.)

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher has been dredging the canal again.

 

[colly]

Archie, on the other hand, has been dredging the carnal.



Dirty boy.

 

[Moon bunny]

Mort is a short person trapped inside a tall person's body.

 

[Archie_tect]

MB's stage name is Bunny Hilarious.

 

[colly]

Mort, enjoys cheese with holes in.
Not for much longer though. He's bordering on being bored with the bored cheese board.

 

[Speicher]

Colly is bored with being embroiled in an unseemly scandal in Leeds. He was seen entering a dubious establishment. If you have been following the news recently you will have heard of Colgate.

 

[accountantpete]

Mort has produced a left-wing read for smokers called the Mornings Tar.

 

[colly]

Pete smokes after sex.

And:

Speicher knows my ring has confidence.

 

[roadrash]

when asked "do you smoke after sex " colly replied "i dont know ive never looked"

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

RR had to give up sex as his doctor recommended giving up smoking. Side effects can be serious in medical treatments.

 

[accountantpete]

Mort has a Tannoy announcers job at the Helium factory - it may sound funny but it's true.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Despite job offers from elsewhere, Rocky has stuck by his colleagues at the local ahesives factory.