Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly is only let out on Sundays

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay has a serious phobia of Sausage Suppers

 

[colly]

Haggis supper is NOT for MDB.

 

[accountantpete]

colly has a job as a pickled egg taster.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Accountantpete's job is battering sausages.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

What ACP can do with a jar of pickled onions would make even the most depraved soul blush with embarrasment.

 

[colly]

MDB has never been known to blush.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly is looking forwards to TBM inspecting and battering his sausage tonight.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Mad Doug Biker is the only person that really knows how many mickles it takes to make one complete mockle.

 

[accountantpete]

Paul's dial-up internet connection is on super fast form tonight

 

[Andy_R]

AP and MDB sitting in a tree...K-I-S-S-I-M-V-Q-P.......f*ck it, dyslexia strikes again





welcome back MDB

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Andy has an identical twin, and they like nothing than to stand at various distances away from each other and shout the relating phrases of

'NEAR!'
'FAR!'
'NEAR!'
'FAR!'
'NEAR!'
'FAR!'

'EQUIDISTANT!'
'EQUIDISTANT!'
'EQUIDISTANT!'
'EQUIDISTANT!'


'FAR!'
'NEAR!'
'FAR!'
'NEAR!'
'FAR!'
'NEAR!'

 

[colly]

MDB, always stuck for something to say.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly holds the world record for the largest amount of swear words ever uttered in one coherent sentence.

His outstanding performance occurred shortly after he realised that he'd finished the last of the Jaffa Cakes one day whilst watching Countdown. He even wrote to Nick Hewer telling him in a series of 9 letter words (of course) what he could do with himself as a result.



Colly is now waiting for the countdown as to when the restraining order can be lifted.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mad Doug would like one from the top and anything he gets from the bottom.