Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

ACP was using Autosol where ?????

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly wants to know why they make suppositories taste so horrible.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie once ate a Predsol. Never again!

 

[Archie_tect]

Doug thinks I'm going to google Predsol.

 

[colly]

''For all the good these are doing me I might just as well shove them up my ar5e''

Mort's response to the chemist after being given another prescription for suppositories.

 

[Speicher]

The above poster wanted to be a pharmacist, but he did not have the right Collyfications.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The above poster wanted to be a pharmacist, but he did not have the right Collyfications.

GROAN!!...... Said Speicher as, yet again, she misheard what the Doctor said, and got one of her enemies to shove something up her bum

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay prefers 'Less is More', more or less.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie prefers the Zen approach

 

[Archie_tect]

Is that Doug that I can hear humming?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie is thinking about changing his the by deedpoll due to his Turkish and Austrian ancestry. He thinks that 'Mustafa W*nk' will make him blend in perfectly down the pub.

 

[accountantpete]

During The Miners Strike Mad Doug made a small fortune selling Margaret Thatcher voodoo dolls and pins outside the local collieries.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

During The Miners Strike Mad Doug made a small fortune selling Margaret Thatcher voodoo dolls and pins outside the local collieries.

Those pins were nicknamed either 'John' or 'The Cabinet', because they were pricks.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

[QUOTE 2425837, member: 259"]MDB's off on a Chippendales theme again.[/quote]

Sturdy, strong, with a deep mature brown colour, a wonderful patina and with no woodworm despite being very, very old..... but enough about Mort's legs.

 

[colly]

MDB likes drinking at his local, 'The Queens Legs'.............they're always open.