Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly loves to nibble on a bag of nuts down his local

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky is short of things in his kitchen at the moment, including teabags.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay is such an innocent shrinking violet of a man that he has never even allowed to see himself naked in the mirror before because he thinks that what he'll see will be so offensive that it'll make him blind (what his Mum told him).

Unfortunately, everyone else who HAS seen him now wish they had been blind when they saw him too!

 

[colly]

MDB brushes his teeth with a hairy caterpillar super-glued to a stick.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly comes from a 'Jan Steen Household'.









A nice old Dutch colloquialism there....... Which Colly wont have to look up.

 

[colly]

Crikey..........MDB is telling lies.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly tried Golf for the first time ever the other day, but he didn't like it much. Afterwards, he was heard to utter

'I hated it, especially those bunkers. It doesn't surprise me at all that Hitler committed suicide in one!'.

 

[accountantpete]

Mort possesses the entire James Last vinyl lp collection causing his house to tilt like The Leaning Tower Of Pisa.

 

[Speicher]

ACP is leaning on a lamp post at the corner of the street.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher was "showing a bit of leg" at the Tour Of Turkey earlier in the week and that caused the entire peloton to fall off just before the finish.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky wants stuffing.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

After graduating from Scumbag College (The Young Ones) as an Accountant, ACP applied for a job as a Taxidermist.
Imagine his shock and surprise when he realised his error!

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug was planning a weekend in Saudi Arabia but has had to cancel as his passport photo looks "too sexy".

 

[TVC]

Pete claims to be too sexy for his shirt.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC is currently lying on is bed naked, wrapped in the aforementioned Velvet Curtains.

Make an orderly line ladies!!