Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Colly's latest invention, the inflatable dartboard is not selling as well as he had planned.

 

[roadrash]

colly has been on dragons den trying to pitch his idea ....an ashtray for a motorbike

 

[TVC]

Roadrash knows who his friends are

 

[roadrash]

TVC has friends ..........series 1 to 7 on dvd

 

[Dayvo]

RM, leading expert on Roman Briton that he is, has a theory that dyslexia amongst Roman legionnaires led to the creation of two Londinium football teams.

 

[colly]

Biggus Dickus was Dayvo's name before he changed it be deed poll.

The Centuwians were so disappointed.

 

[roadrash]

coll said stwike him centurian,vewy woughly ....oh and welesae wodderrik

 

[Monsieur Remings]

Roadrash is called Brian and so is his wife.

 

[colly]

Monsieur Remings finds french bread a bit of a pain.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly is a member of The United People's Front Of Holbeck.

 

[Nihal]

John mistook Hover Fly the virus for a monkey

 

[Nihal]

Nihal is making perfect sense (as is usual)

I swear there was a guy named John Way(something,forgot the full name)posting "Hover fly was the monkey who brought the Ebola virus" something.Now he seems to have vanished I was not hallucinating.............

 

[Moon bunny]

*Hover Fly is now wondering why I pushed him out of bed, sprayed him with disinfectant and locked him in the cellar.*

 

[TVC]

MB is wearing a big plastic collar to stop her biting at her scabs.

 

[Moon bunny]

Come on TVC, time for your frontline or you will be covered in fleas again.