Post a lie about the poster above.

[Nihal]

We know who the real Juanita is,she was with Mr.Rocky,his family even caught them both together

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Whereas Nihal just wants that Chicken hat!

 

[colly]

Mad Doug is one of the original Incredible Zinc Men.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay's not known for glossing over things, yet can paint himself into corners sometimes.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

During his short lived career as a painter and decorator, Rockaay had a contract to maintain the decor of some of the local churches, including the Catholic ones.
So thorough was Rockaay with his work, that he'd even paint the toilets.

Yes folks, it was really he who painted The Cistern (in) Chapel!!

 

[colly]

Mad Doug acquired a dodgy reputation by offering to varnish his neighbours back passage.

 

[Speicher]

Colly did not wear enough protective clothing when he was varnishing his neighbour's garden furniture. He is left with a stain on his reputation.

 

[accountantpete]

Mort always fits a big word such as "corner" into his posts.

 

[Cheddar George]

Petes favourite book is a dictionary because it explains all the words as you go along.

 

[roadrash]

C.G. only has books with pictures in













usually from the top shelf

 

[Speicher]

Roadrash is not tall enough to reach the top shelf.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher is probably the only one of us who can fly over the cuckoo's nest.

 

[Cheddar George]

Archie is looking good in his new "mod style" straight jacket.

 

[colly]

George is a swinger rocker.

 

[colly]

Rocky is not living Groundhog day.