Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Moon Bunny, modelled by Louis Tussauds.

 

[Dayvo]

RM thinks a dumper truck is a porta loo.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Dayo thinks 'Routemaster' is the title given to the boss of Ordinance Survey.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug thinks that a herbivore is an animal which eats VW Beetles.

I actually had to think about that one for a moment!

Annyway, Rockaay thinks that Caterham make mobile catering units for Boys Schools.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay thinks that 'Diabolical' is a medical/veterinary term given universally for testicles.

 

[Dayvo]

MDB is still trying to work out if being called 'contrary' is offensive or not.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo is never considered offensive.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC is so offensive that he should only be approached by trained professionals, and when he dies, he'll need to be buried in a concrete and steel sarcophagus at least 750 feet below Sellafield, and will have to remain there for at least 93 million years.

 

[TVC]

Sadly, MDB's post have been known to penetrate that deep.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC uses Three-in-One as linament.... it loosens him up and gets him moving.... and it helps get his nuts off.

 

[Ludwig]

Rockymountain got involved in a furious pudding fight in a hotel involving some trifle and rhubarb crumble. He has been arrested and is now being held in a custardy suite

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

After getting into an argument with a greengrocer, Ludwig attacked the peaches for sale with some bleach.

He was arrested for....... wait for it...... A Bleach Of The Peach.

 

[TVC]

MDB has today spent a fraught rail journey sat opposite a small screaming child. On top of that, his wolf mask was starting to give him a headache.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Every time TVC hears the word 'Candelabra', a little bit of him dies inside.

 

[TheDoctor]

MDB has ordered a silod wod kithcen