Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Rocky would like a kipper tie.





Is that with one sugar or two?

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher knows what it is and who did it, but for goodness sake, someone tell her where it is...

 

[Archie_tect]

Well if you'd be so kind as to stand to one side... bit further.... bit further still...
....now where's he gone?

 

[Dayvo]

The lights are off but everyone's at home: tight bugger that he is, AT won't pay for the electricity.

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo is very idiosyncratic and as a result, he receives an eccentricity bill every month.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher hates bills and isn't fond of marmadukes either...

 

[Speicher]

Archie does not like Marquis and refuses to have one in his garden this year, for his annual garden party.

 

[TVC]

Speicher invited Michael Eavis to stage her annual garden party, but he declined stating "That's a bit over the top for me".

 

[Moon bunny]

Archie does not like Marquis and refuses to have one in his garden this year, for his annual garden party.

(But he does not mind earls, he is having two.)

 

[TVC]

Moon Bunny always follows the rules.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC is incapable of thinking outside the box. Not because he's a bit thick, its just that he doesn't know where or what the box IS!

 

[TheDoctor]

MDB has just made me a bacon sandwich. Top bloke!!

 

[Cheddar George]

The Doctor makes his own brown sauce using his secret family recipe.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Both Mort and Rockaay are wonderful and are very much in love to each other.

 

[Speicher]

Mad Doug Biker and I are going to be together on the sofa watching "The History of Britain's railways" this evening.

MDB will point out every mistake the presenter makes.