Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Archie needs a good wind up. He's clockwork you know

 

[KEEF]

26x25 winds down with Vaseline and cotton balls

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky is at Centre Court today - his obscene topiary case has gone to a jury trial.

 

[Cheddar George]

Pete has just bought tickets for Wimbledon .......... he would have done better to get a Zone 3 travelcard.

 

[Dayvo]

CG spends all day on the Circle line. Well, it's a good place to doss and get a good 20 hours kip: just needs to find somewhere when the Underground is closed. Dustbins usually get his attention.

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo got off at Bank, but could not find where the ATM was.

 

[Cheddar George]

Due to his childhood fascination with Sesame Street Dayvo is unable walk past a dustbin without tapping on the side and whispering "Hello ?"

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Cheddar George is recreating the whole Wimbledon experience at home this year. He's queuing up outside his house overnight to get in, charging himself £200 for strawberries and cream with some piss-warm cheap champers and he's got Cliff Richards giving an impromptu performance in his front room.

 

[Cheddar George]

3BM still trying to offload tickets to the McGintystock festival, conveniently sited in his back garden.

 

[Dayvo]

CG likes to womble free at Wimbledon, but it's deemed most common.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

CG Dayvo is going to Glastonbury this year. He's preparing by making huge mud pies and rolling in them

 

[Dayvo]

26x25 is hoping it rains heavily at Glastonbury: wet T-shirts and threepenny bits to ogle.

 

[Cheddar George]

Dayvo purchased tickets to see the ancient stones in a field in the west country, he is now wandering around stonehenge wondering what 's going on.

 

[Archie_tect]

CG is keen on curling but it's not going well down at the curling pond... so far his best stone is seven feet under.

 

[ThinAir]

Archie loves nothing more than to talk about curling one out.