Post a lie about the poster above.

[Cheddar George]

Pete has spent hours speculating on what those three kids are up to in the Lyons Maid logo.

 

[ThinAir]

Mort hates you. And you. Yes you.

 

[Cheddar George]

Thinair is still campaigning to have a "Hates" button on the forum.

 

[Cheddar George]

Mort pays for a black and white TV licence as he claims only the dog watches it.

 

[Dayvo]

Mort has been under the Tosh recently, but TB doesn't seem to mind which way he is.

 

[ThinAir]

Dayvo was last seen heading towards Somerset with a badger snare.

 

[Dayvo]

ThinAir still wears his Budgie jacket with pride.
Silly old git.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky is selling patches of the Oval cricket pitch.

 

[Dayvo]

AP still expects to find a 'Free George Davis' in his Cornflakes.

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo is very particular about the type of oat cereal that he has for breakfast. It is specially imported from Paw Ridge in Canada.

 

[Dayvo]

Speich went on a large-scale trip to Canada once, and kept going back to Lake Minnewanka for some unknown reason.

 

[Dayvo]

Mort sacrifices his kids' dolls by grilling them.

Well, they are Barbie dolls.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo's ickle chubby face was the inspiration behind Cabbage Patch Kids.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC once tried to cook a cabbage but he hadn't got the heart.

 

[Speicher]

ACP is still recovering from mangeling his wurzels.