Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

When pretending to be a man, Speicher (better known as young Gloria Stitz) goes by the name of 'Ben Dover' (Another reference to The Shipping Forecast..... Amongst other things <cough>).

I don't think 'Young Master Ben Dover' has quite got the hang of the male psyche yet...... But..... Oh...... Wait..... The man from the water board has..... And he likes it!!




..... And so does Speich! ..... Speich loves a good spike.... Especially when in reference to her favourite Shipping Area. Dogger!

 

[Cheddar George]

Mad Doug thinks a double entendre is something done in figure skating.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug thinks a double entendre is something done in figure skating.

Cheddar knows its one of those double revolving doors

 

[Speicher]

MDB has been practising his triple salchow.

 

[Cheddar George]

Speicher has been breaking in her new ice skates by wearing them around the house.

 

[Cheddar George]

Rocky once challenged a ballerina to a boxing match ................ she won on points.

I thank you !

 

[Toshiba Boy]

CG watched a reconstruction of a particularly violent armed raid on Crimewatch the other night. It really was horrific. Some of the worst acting he's seen in years.

 

[Speicher]

When Toshiba's boss was on secondment for three months, Tosh was asked if he could act up.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher refers to the salt as firstondiment and the pepper as secondiment

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher got collared to appear in the new RSPCA advert...

 

[Archie_tect]

...26 got the lead.

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect wants to visit Australia so that he can see all of the City of Adelaide go sailing past.

 

[postman]

Rockymountain has been banned from entering Australia.He advertised his 'Wallabies' rugby shirt collection as a fire sale.

 

[Archie_tect]

After Postie found out the Australian immigration and quarantine authority wouldn't admit his dog to Australia, he cancelled his trip; dingo.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie's drunken prank phone calls to Angela Merkel pretending to be Fidel Castro may have aroused suspicions within the CIA.