Mad Doug Biker
I prefer animals to most people.
- Location
- Craggy Island
When buying shoes, Speicher always ignores the ones at the front and goes straight to the 3rd or 4th rail
MDB wears pin-heel shoes and asks why he gets stuck while beach running.
I asked MDB why he calls Speicher 'The Super-conductor'. It's because she puts up no resistance, he said.
If she ever finds out MDB is really in trouble.
Nihal once changed into a fog bank for several weeks, he wasn't mist.
Doug has been asked by David Cameron to set up a new body to oversee the cycle to work scheme - he's thinking of calling it HM Customs and Exercise.
Doug has been asked by David Cameron to set up a new body to oversee the cycle to work scheme - he's thinking of calling it HM Customs and Exercise.