Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Dayvo has just been appointed the new manager of Leeds United - Colly will be sooooooo pleased.

What a bloody carry on!!

Rocky wears a bobble hat 24/7/365

 

[Dayvo]

colly can always be found wearing his favourite jacket: the straight one.

 

[colly]

Dayvo is head reporter for 'Wildebeest Times'. Formerly The Gnu Gazette.

 

[Nihal]

Colly writes a column in the Daily Mail everyday.................its called "Mumbo-Jumbo"

 

[Dayvo]

Nihal isn't very good at writing, but he's very good at joining the dots.

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo is completely dotty









about his Matrix printer.

 

[Hover Fly]

Visitors to Speicher's house are suprised to find she still has toilet paper marked "GOVERNMENT PROPERTY" on every sheet, a souvenir of her time in Holloway for impersonating a railway guard.

 

[Maverick Goose]

Hover Fly was an extra in Planet of the Apes

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Visitors to Speicher's house are suprised to find she still has toilet paper marked "GOVERNMENT PROPERTY" on every sheet, a souvenir of her time in Holloway for impersonating a railway guard.

Maverick Goose is still wondering why Civil Service supplies are labelled "On Her Majesty's Service" while the toilet paper is labelled "Government Property"

 

[Speicher]

TBT holds the position of Procurement Executive in his household.

 

[Dayvo]

Speich is more interested in the position of Her Excellency the Excrement Executive.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo isn't even in charge of the remote control

 

[colly]

TVC is an aggroaracnoagrophobic.








It's the fear of being mugged by spiders whilst outside

 

[tiswas-steve]

Colly believes that sometime in the near future, man will discover a way to eradicate cheap tin foil ripping, as soon as you start to unpeel the first half inch.

 

[Dayvo]

RM went to, what he thought, was a vicar and tarts party: too bad it was a normal Sunday morning service at the local church.