- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Doug likes his nuts covered in chocolate.
His brazil nuts and hazelnuts, what did you think I meant?
His brazil nuts and hazelnuts, what did you think I meant?
Post a lie about the poster above.
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Mad Doug Biker
Master of disaster!
- Location
- Craggy Island
Doug likes his nuts covered in chocolate.
His brazil nuts and hazelnuts, what did you think I meant?
Speicher always loves a good suck and nibble!!
...... What?
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
"Ooh err Missus!", as MDB is fond of saying.
Mad Doug Biker
Master of disaster!
- Location
- Craggy Island
Tosh's most common riposte is
'Well scare me then big boy!!'
It wouldn't be so bad, but it has backfired BIG TIME (pardon the pun) for him as he's currently doing time for cycling through a red light once too often, so he's always popular in the showers!!
Now has a bum like Cowboy Saloon doors that one.....
'Well scare me then big boy!!'
It wouldn't be so bad, but it has backfired BIG TIME (pardon the pun) for him as he's currently doing time for cycling through a red light once too often, so he's always popular in the showers!!
Now has a bum like Cowboy Saloon doors that one.....
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Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
Nihal - always one to talk a load of rooster
Mad Doug Biker
Master of disaster!
- Location
- Craggy Island
TVC knows that TBT has to cling on tightly because if he lets go, he'll fall off the planet and out into outer space!
Mad Doug Biker
Master of disaster!
- Location
- Craggy Island
No, just the human race.....
Anyway, TVC has such gravitational pull that when he travels along the coast, the tide follows him exactly.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
Tide, Persil or Daz is no use to MDB. He's got a special rock down at the river
Mad Doug Biker
Master of disaster!
- Location
- Craggy Island
Down by the river where nobody goes
Old Mamma TVC washes her clothes
With a rub a dub here and a rub a dub there
That's how old Mamma TVC washes her clothes!
Mad Doug Biker
Master of disaster!
- Location
- Craggy Island
Oh FFS!!
You both have such similar acronyms that I never looked closely enough!
Mad Doug Biker
Master of disaster!
- Location
- Craggy Island
Down by the river where nobody goes
Old Mammas TVC and TBT wash their clothes
With a rub a dub here and a rub a dub there
That's how old Mammas TVC and TBT wash their clothes!
There!
Old Mammas TVC and TBT wash their clothes
With a rub a dub here and a rub a dub there
That's how old Mammas TVC and TBT wash their clothes!
There!
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