Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug Biker has called his two dogs Bach and Offenbach. He also has a cat called DePussy

Speicher is about to launch her latest enterprise, 'Opera For Dogs'.

What the opening Opera will be is still a secret, but its bets on that it will be some Puccini!


Sorry, a poor effort there! (More so than usual I mean)

 

[Speicher]

Mad Doug Biker will be taking one of the solo parts in the Puccini Opera. Some say that this is a risky decision, as his musical interpretation has been described as dogmatic.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug Biker will be taking one of the solo parts in the Puccini Opera. Some say that this is a risky decision, as his musical interpretation has been described as dogmatic.

Speicher has such a notorious reputation for being a bad singer, that if she even looks like she is about to open her mouth, there are special instructions to Couperin a room and lock the door until she relents.

 

[Archie_tect]

Doug is hoping someone will now make a reference to singing, fat and ladies, but we've watched far too much Qi to fall for that.....

 

[Speicher]

Archie cannot carry a tune in a bucket.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher can name that tune in one.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay's seen Mort's part and gives him three weeks in the role before it drops off.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie_tect is actually an uptown,uptempo woman.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky Mountain has been known to cook the books.

Heston Blumen Whatsit's "The Edwardian Kitchen" with a pastry couverture and beef jus, accompanied by Puy lentils, was a masterpiece.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher likes being put in a warm oven for 40 minutes at 35 degrees...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky Mountain has been known to cook the books.

Heston Blumen Whatsit's "The Edwardian Kitchen" with a pastry couverture and beef jus, accompanied by Puy lentils, was a masterpiece.

Speicher is actually called Sybil, or 'Sib' for short.

She does, however, prefer to use various aliases, so much so in fact that she is now known as 'Sibelius'.


Sorry, I just can't help it!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher likes being put in a warm oven for 40 minutes at 35 degrees...

The local Sunbeds are Archie's most favourite place to be. Ever!

How else do you think he maintains that orange glow all year round??

 

[Archie_tect]

Though Doug features in all the adverts, he has never eaten Redi-Brek, he lived for 16 years next-door to Sellafield.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Though Doug features in all the adverts, he has never eaten Redi-Brek, he lived for 16 years next-door to Sellafield.

Archie aspires to be just like David Dickinson!!

 

[PaulSecteur]

Judith Charmers + Dale Winton = MDB?