Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

MDB's "I'm free!" impression, made John Inman sound butch.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB's "I'm free!" impression, made John Inman sound butch.

Tosh makes Frank Spencer look positively macho!

 

[Archie_tect]

Doug has a craggy island.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug has a craggy island.

Archie's man garden is only now starting to grow after he finally reached Puberty at the age of 57.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

[QUOTE 3055101, member: 259"]MDB is a walking demonstration of why it is not big or clever to put marbles in your nostrils.[/QUOTE]

Says Mort who uses a cup as a nose!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ask Doug nicely and he'll show you his trick of hiding four billiard balls about his person.

What Rockaay does with his Snooker Cue in private would make your eyes water (it even makes his eyes water too!).

It wouldn't be so bad, but he doesn't even play Snooker!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug is about to launch into his 'name puns' of famous snooker players......I'm betting Willy Thorne will be the first he'll go for.

Rockaay was very often Reardon when he was at Public School.

It helps explain his funny walk

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay was born on the same date as Tony Virgo.

Unfortunately they are both Libras

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay has a curious speech impediment, meaning he can't swear. So, when he comes across someone who is an ar*e, he is often heard saying (insert name here, but normally James), Wattana!!

 

[Maverick Goose]

MDB is going to be President of Scotland after Independence....Sir Sean feels he should step aside for someone younger.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Maverick once had a job at the Dennis factory fitting out vehicles with the upholstery and making the seats.

Yes folks, you could almost say that he was a Dennis Taylor!!

Bum, I can't use that now, damn you @Maverick Goose and @User259!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

[QUOTE 3055174, member: 259"]MG's real name is Auric Mouldfinger[/QUOTE]

When they made Mort, they threw away the mold.

It was faulty.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug is neither light nor fun and if he gets off the bar of Topic he is sitting on he is barred from the Cafe

 

[Nihal]

AP is a fluffy pink teddy bear.





Yes,i know this is the wrong thread.

 

[Arjimlad]

Mort once melted a lego man on the woodburner and blamed his sister when their Mum found out.