Post a lie about the poster above.

[dellzeqq]

Renard is a small time drug dealer in Glasgow, with a string of children by seven different young women. He drives a souped up Vectra and spends Saturday night in Buenos Aires receiving tango lessons from women with inked on pencil moustaches.

 

[purplepolly]

dellzeqq is Lord Lucan

 

[Renard]

dellzegg has an ASBO for stalking.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Renard is hitler's primary school gym instructor

 

[Renard]

CP's real name is S.Hitler

 

[dellzeqq]

dellzegg has an ASBO for stalking.

You! Renard is a lycanthrope. However you spell it.

 

[accountantpete]

Dellzeqq auditioned for the voice of KITT just to get close to the Hoff.

 

[ComedyPilot]

accountantpete failed his finals for counting in binary instead of decimal

 

[dellzeqq]

Comedy Pilot is also a small time drug dealer in Glasgow with a dozen small children by various young women, and he too drives a souped up Vectra. But he's not a tango man - oh no. For him the foxtrot is the dance of truth

 

[Renard]

dellzegg has just been tango'd.

 

[beanzontoast]

Ah, what it is to be invisible! (coo-ee post #355 - only I can see you!)

 

[andrew-the-tortoise]

Beanzontoast frequently vandalizes the Wikipedia entry for 'Humus'

 

[purplepolly]

beanzontoast has 12 toes and plays the banjo

 

[Renard]

beanzontoast stole Harry Potter's cape.

 

[dellzeqq]

Renard is being stalked