dellzegg left home at the age of nine and aprenticed himself to a cobbler called Mike, lasted a week, left with a badly swollen thumb and gout. He then joined a travelling circus as a piss post for incontinent and mangy lions, but left afer a week due to the cramped sleeping arrangements. With a heavy heart he returned home to his parents 18 up (all en-suite) 22 down ‘des res’ in Mayfair with wall to wall french maids and a butler. It then dawned on him he was not being true to himself and finally realised his TRUE vocation in life was to be a (fat) Charles Hawtry impersonator at the Lyceum in Bolton.