Post a lie about the poster above.

[radger]

Lisa eats the pineapple skin and throws the rest away

 

[Sittingduck]

lisa has a fluffy tail that causes some discomfort, when sat for long periods in tight trousers.

 

[dellzeqq]

Sittingduck really lives in North London - he only pretends to be one of the Chosen Ones

 

[karen.488walker]

sitting duck is standing up.

 

[Lisa21]

SD has to stick his eyes on with glue every morning and put them on the wrong way today, went into work, and fell over his desk.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Lisa21 plaits her under arm hair

 

[Lisa21]

CP licks the windows of buses when they stop to let people off

 

[TVC]

Comedy pilot shaves his

 

[ComedyPilot]

Lisa21 is one of the 'special' people on the bus

 

[Lisa21]

TVC collects CP's shaven armpit hair and uses it to stuff pillows


Lisa21 isnt allowed to get off the bus

 

[Sittingduck]

Sittingduck really lives in North London - he only pretends to be one of the Chosen Ones

How very dare you

 

[Sittingduck]

Lisa is world record holder for penguin shaving (23 birds per min - full body cut)

 

[Dayvo]

Sittingduck is a sitting target for the chavs in Sittingbourne and who make him sit down so they can pluck him for their chav Canada goose jackets!

 

[Lisa21]

Sitting duck - DAYVO - bathes in milk squeezed from the nipples of earthworms

 

[andrew-the-tortoise]

Dayvo's favourite tipple is a 'Black Russian'.