Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

TB irons his underpants and socks and has been known to add starch to them too.

Laugh out loud, I have been ironing for past 2 hours (but not those items hasten to add!).

AF licks the fruit on display in supermarkets, and then puts them back

 

[Archie_tect]

TB gets foodpoisoning from eating fruit in supermarkets...

 

[colly]

Archi_tect is a defective store de tect ive

 

[TVC]

User76 tries to start Mexican waves in bus queues.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

The Velvet Curtain always stands up at the start of every flight, train journey etc., and shouts "I'm a Doctor, just in case there is an emergency"...there never is

 

[Toshiba Boy]

User76 always eats the cork, before drinking the wine

 

[Toshiba Boy]

User76 has never been outside of Somerset

 

[Cheddar George]

In the eighties TB was a grand-master at hungry hippos !!

 

[Cheddar George]

User76 turns on his TV every Friday at "five to five" in the vain hope that Crackerjack might be on !!!

 

[Alan Frame]

In the last war CG singlehandedly surrounded a German tank regiment.

 

[yenrod]

Joe24 is a secret pornstar !!!!!

 

[Speicher]

Yenrod may well be in pursuit of Zen, but Zen can cycle just a bit faster.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher was thrown out of the St Joseph's Trappist Order Novitiates for lip-reading.

 

[Speicher]

'scuse my ignorance, is that a group of Monks?

 

[Archie_tect]

[Yes, a Silent Order.... it's not true is it? ]