Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

OOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Aperitif is known to cycle around at night covered in a white sheet.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie Tect makes his own cycling shorts from nappies, discarded supermarket plastic bags and sticky back plastic

 

[Mortiroloboy]

Betty Swollocks (aka Tony) is actually a Colombian Drug cartel baron!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mortiroloboy has never actually been to Italy, in fact the longest/steepest climb he's ever conquered is the exit ramp on the local dual carriageway

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Uncle Mort's Great Aunt Beryl, invented the paperclip

 

[accountantpete]

Toshy's last football game ended in disgrace when he kung fu kicked a member of the crowd that had been giving him giving him stick all match - his mum!

 

[Mortiroloboy]

accountantpete, is actually a gas fitter from pontypridd.

 

[yenrod]

Yenrod may well be in pursuit of Zen, but Zen can cycle just a bit faster.

Thats why i'm still pursueing it !

 

[Hilldodger]

Yenrod's record for doing the Times crossword is 23 day and 7 hours. Although he cheated on the last few clues and just made words up.

 

[papercorn2000]

Hilldodger is renowned for his collection of tomato sauce bottles.

 

[Cheddar George]

Due to years of poor diet papercorn2000 is now half man half biscuit !!!

 

[Archie_tect]

Cheddar George was created by rainwater persistantly dripping through his bedroom ceiling at night.

 

[Cheddar George]

Archie tects manuscript for "She lost it one dark evening" has been rejected by no less than 57 different publishers !!!

 

[Hilldodger]

Cheddar George lives in Wensleydale

 

[Alan Frame]

Hilldodger is a voluptuous brunette called Trixie La Fou most evenings after work.