Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Alan Frame uses his electric toothbrush for an unspeakable act of sexual depravity, but his pet armadillo is happy with the arrangement.

 

[Kovu]

Colly once was mistaken for Daffy Duck, until they realised his choice of wearing a towel round his waist really was meant as a fashion statement.

 

[papercorn2000]

Kovu is a time-served plasterer.

 

[colly]

Papercorn is a rent boy and his real name is Peppercorn.

 

[papercorn2000]

Colly is really a dismembered head - kept alive in a vat of chemicals that look slike a swimming pool.

 

[Kovu]

papercorn is pale, after spending life playing halo

 

[dan_bo]

Kovu offers Knee Tremblers round the back of the chippy on thursday nights.

 

[Dayvo]

dan bo was named after a Muslim festival, but dropped the 'rama' from his name.

And the clerk at the townhall was dyslexic and got it even more wrong, by omitting the 'y' from 'boy'!

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo inflates his tyres by mouth but sadly the advancing years mean that he can only get up to 98 psi nowadays.

 

[e-rider]

accountantpete has one used bank note in every tube of his bicycle so that even when cycling he's never far from money. Some say they've even seen him snap his handlebars when he gets the bonk so that he can get a fiver to buy a Twix. I guess he then rides home gripping his stem!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

As a kid accountantpete trained as a tight rope walker on his mum's washing line, until an unfortunate accident with her knickers and his dad's string vest put paid to that particular career choice

 

[cisamcgu]

toshiba boy once beat a friend on the "wii" in a boxing match, and now spends most of each day claiming that "I could have been a contender" !

 

[Sittingduck]

cisamcgu was the back end of the panto horse in Rentaghost

 

[Kovu]

Sittingduck still supports a good football team.

 

[Sittingduck]

Kovu has a tattoo of the Bradford City crest on her left ar*se cheek!