Post a lie about the poster above.

[Cheddar George]

colly was thrown out of a poker tournament for shouting "SNAP !!" every time he was dealt a pair !!!

 

[swee'pea99]

Cheddar George had planned to call himself Parmesan George, but his Nan said it sounded pretentious.

 

[Aperitif]

swee'pea likes sour mash, dry martini, wet wipes, hard cheese, and soft soaping...

 

[Speicher]

Aperitif thinks I am in love with Pedro Almodovar, but he should ask Pennylop Cruz what she thinks about that.

 

[Aperitif]

Speicher is a torquer, she often puts a spammer in the works...

 

[Speicher]

Some people mistakenly describe Aperitif as shallow, but that implies he might have any depth whatsoever.

 

[Aperitif]

Speicher:wise and too witty to woo...

 

[tdr1nka]

Aperitif is too deep for hidden depth....

 

[Speicher]

Tdr!nka adds condensed milk to his tea.

 

[Aperitif]

Speicher knew my Dad...also a fan of cndsdmlk...

 

[Speicher]

Aperitif owns a very clever horse. The horse thinks it is a blacksmith, so it made a bolt for the door.

 

[tdr1nka]

Aperitif has a collection of over 2,000 pairs of carpet slippers.

*fuggit*

 

[Speicher]

Be very careful if you see Tdr!nka with a screwdriver in one hand and a mug of tea in the other, he knows he should not drink and drive.

 

[Aperitif]

Speicher always has something posidrive to say about everyone...it comes as a real filip...

 

[Speicher]

Aperitif usually replies with something Philipant.