Post a lie about the poster above.

[cisamcgu]

Sittingduck once, and ONLY once, attempted to live in a bird house for 14 days

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Kovu survives for days on ice cubes and pickled herrings

 

[Alan Frame]

TB is the only bloke in Britain to regularly wear SPD stilletos

 

[Sittingduck]

Alan Frame thinks Godzilla is real

 

[Alan Frame]

Sittingduck doesn't know that Godzilla is real.

 

[Sittingduck]

Alan Frame has the largest earlobes this side of Peru and tours local fairs showing them off

 

[Aperitif]

Sitting duck will often sing about Peru in cycle shops...

 

[Sittingduck]

Teef recently decided in a career change but KFC resource management said he was underqualified in the chickin lickin finger clickin business - he has since gone back to investment banking

 

[e-rider]

Sittingduck often paints his rear end with zebra stripes to make it less visible in the dark!

 

[Sittingduck]

Tundragumski has crafted a cunning plan to overthrow the government of North Korea and take control. Nobody knows about it.... until now. Get him!

 

[Cheddar George]

In 1974 Sittingduck was the worlds biggest liar after narrowly beating Richard Milhouse Nixon into second place .

 

[TVC]

CG eats whole Oxo cubes.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC's hobby is tearing the last page out of Thrillers in his local library.

 

[TVC]

Accountantpete on the other hand stands outside cinemas telling people the ending just as they are going in. He ruined Sixth Sense for half of Crewe.

 

[colly]

The Velvet Curtain and his identical twin were once told to pull themselves together.