Post a lie about the poster above.

[got-to-get-fit]

Swee'pea99...Likes to build replica termite mounds out of old innertubes and stale piecrusts. He then informs his family that life is too restrictive living in a semi in suburbia and longs for the smell of rubber and dough first thing in the morning. His wife; mistaking his yearning for a sadomasochism and bread fetish, hires a gimp for the weekend who rogers him senseless with a seeded baguette.

 

[Speicher]

GTGF thought he would save time and effort by using his passport photo for his avatar.

 

[Aperitif]

Speicher has a very loose watchstrap - she keeps finding herself with time on her hands...

 

[Speicher]

That is the second time Aperitif has said that.

 

[colly]

Speicher thinks Aperitif has Alzheimer's.

 

[Speicher]

Colly is looking much better without his sunglasses on.

 

[Aperitif]

Colly's jealous of my hammer collection...

 

[Aperitif]

Speicher's watch just descended again...

 

[Speicher]

Aperitif's dog has a a dog flap into the house, this is similar to a cat flap, but is called a Jackdaw.

 

[Speicher]

It is about time that Aperitif started watching what he posts, he obviously needs a hand.

 

[Aperitif]

 

[colly]

Speicher has been taking careful note of Aperitif's posts. Learning I suppose on how to come up with dreadful wordplay.

 

[Speicher]

 

[colly]

Speicher lives by the Scout's Code and tries to smile and whistle through all difficulties.

 

[Speicher]

Colly has been watching Speicher very closely to see what he gets up to.