Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

Speicher's avatar is an upside-down photo of what she really looks like!

 

[Alan Frame]

Dayvo is a great proponent of the use of WD40 as a wonderful cure-all.
Unfortunately this extends to him using it as a haemorrhoid ointment.

 

[accountantpete]

Alan Frame has added a Benny Hill chase with music ending onto his taped version of Casablanca just to give it a touch of class.

 

[Dayvo]

accountantpete always inspects his handkerchief after blowing his nose.

He does the same (examining the toilet paper) after having a dump.

He assures everyone that it's healthy to check on bodily excretions!

 

[swee'pea99]

Dayvo can identify different beers by smell alone at distances of up to 300 metres

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Swee'pea99 can "lick" flies out of the air at distances of up to 3 metres

 

[Sittingduck]

Toshiba boy believes this thread should be moved to Room 101.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Sittingduck still believes it is 1984, his big brother keeps telling him so

 

[Sittingduck]

I wish it was '84^

Toshiba Boy runs purely on Banana milkshake. Can't take solids.

 

[swee'pea99]

Sittingduck, if offered any salad cream other than Heinz, instantly flies into a rage

 

[TVC]

Toshiba boy brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,

 

[Alan Frame]

The Velvet Curtain needs to pull himself together.

 

[Dayvo]

When someone said to The Velvet Curtain that he needed to pull himself together, he mis-heard them and just pulled himself!

 

[TVC]

Alan Frame was set up.

 

[colly]

The Velvet Curtain is very supportive to his relatives. In fact he is a Pole.