Post a lie about the poster above.

[Cubist]

Archie tect does a party trick in which his genitalia are transformed into mundane objects. Favourite so far, with 76% of the vote from the Biggleswade Mothers' Union Christmas Party is the "Swan in Flight,"

 

[swee'pea99]

Cubist loves doing barbecues. He doesn't put food on them, he just loves doing barbecues.

 

[TVC]

S99 snuggles up on the sofa with a bottle of Uzo, a bag of Maltesers and watches the complete boxed set of 'Sex and the City' every Saturday.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC holds the world record for the fastest vertical take off reaching 1500 feet in four seconds when he slipped heavily onto his top tube... closely followed by the record for a 1502 foot swallow dive into a 3 inch puddle.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

AT was thrown out of RIBA by Maxwell Hutchinson for calling him a pube headed, big glasses wearing buffoon.

 

[Archie_tect]

AT was thrown out of RIBA by Maxwell Hutchinson for calling him a pube headed, big glasses wearing buffoon.

[Technically I wasn't thrown out....]

TBMc accepted that he wasn't going to achieve his ambition to cycle round the world last Saturday when his mum called him in for tea.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

AT has never had a commission and is still smarting from his last rejection 'a spirograph and an etch-a-sketch do not an architect make'

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Wiggle turned aside 3BM's suggestion to stock his recently invented edible lycra shorts

 

[accountantpete]

Toshy never graduated from the cubs to the scouts and still does "bob a job" errands for grannies every weekend dressed in shorts,scarf,toggle and cap.

 

[TVC]

Pete and the Brownies - I'm saying no more.

 

[Archie_tect]

Pete and the Brownies - I'm saying no more.

TVC blames Pete for eating them all- even though he has a secret stash hidden in the cleaner's cupboard on platform 7 at Birmingham New Street.

 

[TVC]

Archie has never given anyone his last Rolo.

 

[Archie_tect]

I have!! <injured pride> Gave my wife the last one just the other day... admittedly after I'd sucked the chocolate off...

TVC pinches tubes of Rolos from his local newsagents and then hands them out to every pretty girl he meets, telling each one it's his last one. [Actually that's not a bad idea.....]

 

[TVC]

Archie gets all his best ideas from watching 'Grand Designs', even to the point of waxing his hairline to get the authentic Kevin baldness

 

[Dayvo]

TVC loved watching ´The Magic Roundabout´as a kid! Especially when Zebedee appeared at the end and announced that it was time for bed!

As a result, TVC ALWAYS goes to bed at 17.55 due to a childhood psychological ´problem´and a fascination with Florence!

His mum was always washing his bedsheets!