Post a lie about the poster above.

[Alan Frame]

Colly drives a Subaru because he has no penis.

 

[Speicher]

Alan did not want a steel frame, but was galvanised into action when he saw how light they were.

 

[Aperitif]

Speicher has a bike made of owluminium...

 

[Speicher]

Aperitif tried to invent a fizzy drink for dogs, he wanted to call it Appetizer.

 

[Aperitif]

Speicher gave swee'pea some croak a cola because she had throat in her frog...

 

[Speicher]

During his short acting career, Aperitif had one line to say in a play written by Agatha Christie

"Miss Lemon, aid Poirot!"

 

[TheDoctor]

Speicher has just got back from a cycling holiday round the Bodensee.

 

[Speicher]

TheDoctor spent last week not drinking beer, not eating cake, but he drank lots of lovely tea.

 

[colly]

Speicher rides (her bicycle) a lot during the hours of darkness, silently and with no need for lights.

 

[longers]

Colly collects jam butties - he's nearly into triple figures now.

 

[Night Train]

Longers actually drives everywhere, wearing a flat cap and tweeds.

 

[swee'pea99]

Night Train has a hamster so fierce that his parents have not visited him for two years for fear of it.

 

[Night Train]

Swee'pea eats flies, hence the avatar.

 

[Aperitif]

Night train has a house full of horse based sculptures - each one a unique ornament...

 

[Cubist]

Aperitif has finally learned how to herd cats.