Post a lie about the poster above.

[papercorn2000]

SP99 invented a cocktail which was a mixture of 1 measure gin to 2 measures WD40.
It tastes as bad as it sounds.

 

[Alan Frame]

Papercorn drinks lacquer. It kills you but gives you a lovely finish.

 

[Archie_tect]

User76 was the baby face of Weetabix's 1957 advertising campaign.

 

[Alan Frame]

User76 has a sense of humour.

 

[Archie_tect]

Alan was last seen punching Maggot's lights out.... which was a shame as he had to ride home in the dark.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie clutches at straws and believes that Little Miss Moffet was a 16th Century cycling Pro based on her high protein curds and whey diet.

 

[papercorn2000]

Acc-pete still believes that he is a Time Lord and that he misses his home on Gallifrey.

 

[swee'pea99]

PC2000 has perfected the art of teasing bogeys out to achieve maximum length. His record so far is around 7", though he can't give an exact figure. It's not like he measures them or anything...I mean, that would be weird.

 

[Cubist]

Sweepea99 used to wonder what Llamas tasted like. Now he knows.

 

[Alan Frame]

"Cubist" is Cockney rhyming slang for rat arsed.

 

[Cubist]

last week, after much searching, Alan Frame was finally reunited with his long lost brother, Cucumber

 

[maverick]

Cubist thinks this is a really silly thread, so has never, not ever, contributed.

 

[Archie_tect]

Maverick IS James Garner... no hang on, that's wrong.

 

[maverick]

Maverick IS James Garner... no hang on, that's wrong.

Archie T is only a teenager and has'nt a clue who Bart and Bret are.

 

[Archie_tect]

Heugh, putt, ding... darn, missed agin!

Maverick sold his horse for a mess o' beans