swee'pea99
Squire
Archie tect doesn't know what day it is, except on Tuesdays. (He thinks it's Tuesday every day - one day a week he's right!)
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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Cubist
Still wavin'
- Location
- Ovver 'thill
swee'pea99 wanted to apply for a job as helicopter winchman, but didn't want to let anybody down.........
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Cubist does not understand how his shower works, what with header tanks, water pressure and temperature regulation. All the explanations go straight over the top of his head....
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Speicher has been practising her sprint starts, but has trouble getting out of her rocking chair!
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Speicher will not be taking any further part on the website as she is taking a holiday at Her Majesty's Pleasure.... Wormwood Scrubs now has a totally different meaning for her.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Dayvo gets very upset if people damage his greens. He turfs them off!
Alan Frame
Gnu
- Location
- Lost In Space
Dayvo gave up Nordic wassailing and carousing when he realised that women of his own age were more interested in knitting and making dumplings.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Speicher thinks I´m a silly sod! She´s not wrong! Nor is she quick!
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
Speicher numbers her feathers in case of a plucking incident
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Alan Frame could be my boss, who is called Allan Ferm!
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Dayvo said:
You can T*** off then!
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Speicher knows lots more words beginning with T than I do..... but then I am from Yorkshire, tha'knos
Alan Frame
Gnu
- Location
- Lost In Space
Speicher is the opposite of a poor marksman who shoots but can't hit.
Kovu
Über Member
Archie wants a wife called peggy, but he couldn't find a sane Peggy to come home with him, so instead he bought himself a pug that he carries around in a little pink handbag.
EDIT: Alan wants to have a buddy called Keith as he believes it will make him seem more attractive to the opposite sex.
EDIT:
Alan wants to have a buddy called Keith as he believes it will make him seem more attractive to the opposite sex.
Cubist
Still wavin'
- Location
- Ovver 'thill
Kovu has decided to give up cycling, sell the bikes and spend the money on shoes and handbags
Beat you to it Alan!
Beat you to it Alan!
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