Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

accountantpete won't go to bed unless he has his Paddington hot water bottle with him.

 

[Cheddar George]

Colly always refers to his midday meal as "Luncheon".

 

[tdr1nka]

Chedder George always gets his own whey.

 

[accountantpete]

tdr1nka has spent a lifetime trying to piece together a complete leaf from the packets of loose leaf tea he buys.

 

[tdr1nka]

*throws box of loose leaf tea to the floor*

Curses! This box is only 'tips'!

Accountantpete has a fear of abaci....

 

[Dayvo]

tdr1nka used to be a secretlemonadedr1nka

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Uncle Mort isn't hiding in the shed!

 

[Dayvo]

3BM is often seen in Barclays Bank ´acquiring´ their free pens.

He sells them at a market stall in town, and ironically pays in the money he makes into his account at, yes, you´ve got it, Barclays Bank.

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo loves to watch The Northern Lights, an octogenarian folk combo from Heckmondwike

 

[TVC]

Uncle Mort often wonders if The Northern Lights have ever posed naked.

 

[Dayvo]

Uncle Mort is a Wolverhampton Wanderers fan, but suffers from dyslexia, and instead of writing ´Wanderers´ under his avatar, he writes Vlanderen.

 

[Archie_tect]

Archie_tect plays the kazoo for The Northern Lights, an octogenarian folk combo from Heckmondwike

[....spotted, dagnabit!]

Uncle Mort donated his comb to The Northern Lights when he finally accepted he no longer needed it.


Edit: you lot are quicker then me... perhaps time to retire from TNL]

 

[colly]

There is something in Archi_tect's pencil case that is rather disgusting.

 

[Archie_tect]

That was put there by Speicher after a particularly successful night voling.

 

[Cheddar George]

Archie tect was thrown out of a west end theatre for shouting "He's behind you !!" during a performance of Waiting for Godot.