Post a lie about the poster above.

[Hover Fly]

Beancounterpete polishes inside his shoes.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

You can mow the lawn with a Hover Flymo

 

[TVC]

TBMcG doesn't have a lawn, he has a patch of mud under the discarded matress, and something with a flower growing through the tyres.

 

[colly]

TVC needs dry cleaning.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Colly can eat lava

 

[colly]

Val Doonican sings about TBMcG:

ThreebikesMcGinty, a cycleman of note
Fell in for a fortune and he bought himself a goat
Says he, sure of goat's milk I'm goin' to have me fill
But when he brought a Nanny home, he found it was a Bill

 

[Cubist]

They were going to feature Colly on "Believe It Or Not" but they decided he wasn't convincing enough

 

[colly]

Cubist has a French cousin who goes by the moniker Le Queue Bist.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Colly has a touch of the Pam Ayres about him

 

[Cubist]

TBM loves the works of Pam Ayres. And owns the whole Ivor Biggun discography.

 

[accountantpete]

Cubist,ever the snob,prefers the more refined poetry of Judge Dread.

 

[Dayvo]

acp likes to read thrillers.

Enid Blyton is his favourite author.

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo still thinks that George in The Famous Five is a boy- a fact that has clouded his views on sexuality since childhood.

 

[TVC]

accountantpete only reads books with pictures

 

[accountantpete]

accountantpete only reads books with pictures

Which,unfortunately, TVC has already coloured in.