Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

3BMcG owns a sheepskin coat a la Arthur Daley

 

[swee'pea99]

Colly likes flowers, but his first love is root vegetables.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

SP99 does a cracking George Formby tribute act - he he mother!!

 

[colly]

3BMcG owns a sheep.

 

[Dayvo]

Colly wants to be coated in imac and sand-papered smooth!

 

[colly]

Supposed to be lies Dayvo

Dayvo can train cockroaches to tap dance.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly's father was the renouned mistique, Antoine Nicolas de Collitat, marquis de Grenouiile sur Plat.

Sadly Colly didn't inherit his noble father's muse so last night's Lotto numbers eluded him again.

 

[colly]

''Antoine Nicolas de Collitat, marquis de Grenouiile sur Plat''.

That's easy for Archie tect to say.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly's grandfather, on the other hand, designed HM Coastguard's first Sea-king helicopter. His name? Aaron C. Rescue.

 

[Dayvo]

And Archie_tect has a cousin call Aaron Elie who works on a boat in the rescue game, too.

 

[Alan Frame]

When Dayvo died in 1947 he was buried,cremated,embalmed and stuffed and mounted as none of his family wanted to take any chances.

 

[Wigsie]

Alan Frame is the lovechild of John Candy and Burt Reynolds

 

[Randochap]

rides a cock-horse.

 

[Archie_tect]

Randochap invented the brand leading range of leather covers cowboys wear over their jeans while cattle droving.

 

[swee'pea99]

Archie tect likes to combine tartan with fur.