Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

For a tasty snack, Swee'pea99 enjoys cockroach legs on toast.

 

[longers]

Speicher bangs the drums.

 

[colly]

Longers is related to a chap by the name of Shorter.

How ironic.

 

[Speicher]

Longers posts are very sound, and hit just the right note.

 

[colly]

Speicher just missed a beat.

 

[Speicher]

Longers is related to a chap by the name of Shorter.

How ironic.

Shouldn't that be "Shorters"

 

[colly]

Speicher is back in tune

 

[ComedyPilot]

Colly is reknowned for playing the trumpet, got an audition with the Philharmonic Orchestra, and had to be physically ejected from the audition when it was discovered he was blowing through the 'big' end.

 

[colly]

Comedy Pilot is reputed to be a 'wizard' pink oboe player.

 

[longers]

Colly invented break-dancing.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Longers was Rene Zellwegger's stunt double in "Miss Potter".

 

[swee'pea99]

Rhythm Thief has a collection of conkers going back to 1987. All the family are really looking forward to the next couple of months!

 

[Archie_tect]

Although RT loved to Boogie, his jitter-bug constantly let him down due to a faulty earth connection

 

[Bollo]

Archie_tect was a minor character introduced into the movie Transformer II as Optimus Prime's risk auditor, but was dropped after unfavourable pre-screens.

 

[swee'pea99]

Bollo has written 237 letter to Toblerone complaining about the shape, saying the pointy bit at the top hurts the roof of his mouth and 'why can't you make your chocolate the same shape as everyone else's?' They have yet to reply.